• Me: [dials 911]
  • Me: I've been emotionally compromised by osric chau dressed up as a video game character
  • Me: Yes I'll hold

Dear Fandom: have a little poem

lucimoosey:

Once there was a little boy

Who had very little joy

He grew up fast and tough

With a life that was always rough

Now that boy is dead

And something quite different walks in his stead